*gets in an uber* hi yeah i know i said i wanted to go somewhere but im actually just going through a hard time rn can you put on some fleetwood mac and take me through a carwash
yeah sure guys are fine I guess but have you heard about cats?
a few weeks back i looked up the source of “we deserve a soft epilogue, my love” because it’s such a lovely, evocative line and i wanted to know the name of the poet who wrote it and it was. from captain america fanfiction.
“in whatever manner it comes to be, love is never wrong, especially between one who has so much of it to give, and one so desperately in need of it” is from a naruto fanfic we’re living in a web of lies
and alert my father of his misdeeds although I know him to be of the
same temperament as my wretched brother? Or should I simply try to
exorcise him in his sleep with help of our families confessor? P.S To
make matters worse my sisters maid seems to have gone missing since last
Sunday and it would not surprise me if it had something to do with my
brothers wanton behavior.
Dear Sir–
Your Concern for the Innocent Lady is Admirable, and that she is your Chief Concern speaks Only to the Good of your own Character, but if I have read your Letter Correctly, the Solutions to your Troubles seem to present themselves Quite Readily. If your Brother seeks his own Ruin through Injudicious Matrimony to his Courtesan, it is no Business of yours to prevent it; Indeed, this seems the Swiftest Means to thwart your Anxieties regarding his Betrothed’s Health, as Once your Brother is Already wed, he will have no Attraction for Any Respectable Girl.
You have no Ally in your Father in this Case, thus I advise you turn to the Young Lady’s Family Immediately, that they might be warned of their Incipient Son’s Imminent Folly, and break the Attachment Before any Scandal emerges that might Seriously harm their Beloved Daughter. She shall be Spared from the Worst of the Gossip surrounding this Awful Matter, and you will Undoubtedly have the Family’s Gratitude and Affection for your Part in the Rescue.
As to employing a Confessor, and Any Kind of Exorcism, in the Remedy of Bad Behaviour, I cannot advise it; The Only Demon in the Mind of a Man is his Own Withered Soul, corrupted by the Vice and Indolence of the Modern Age. While God may guide Such a Man from his Folly, that Path must be taken with Free and Ready Choice, or All Too Soon he will return to his Vicious Habits after being Reformed. Your Confessor might find Employ, However, in enquiring as to your Maid’s Whereabouts, if your Brother will not divulge the Truth to you.
It saddens me to my Very Heart that a Moral, Industrious Young Man like yourself is so Plagued by the Indiscretions and Troubles of Dissolute Relations, and that you must face them with So Little Aid, but I have Every Confidence that you are a Resourceful Man also, in Possession of Great Cunning and Strength of Conviction, which shall serve you in resolving All Woes which Now unfold around you.
the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”
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