In which Howl’s Moving Castle is full of those Relatable Millennial Feels

dwarven-beard-spores:

Sophie

  • Convinced she’s fated to be a failure by pervasive societal messages
  • Depressed and anxious to the point that leaving the house terrifies her
  • Constant excuses to not talk to people
  • Wears one color and it is grey (like her soul)
  • “I’m eighteen but I’m ninety at heart”
  • RAGE
  • Has to get away from her home so she moves into a terrifying moving castle bc it’s free and at this point why not
  • *everything’s on fire* “This is fine”
  • I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE WORLD WORKS o wait shit fuck
  • Feelings? What are those? I only know cleaning.

Howl

  • Fancy degree that he has to move to another world to use
  • Loves his blood family but just… can’t be around them 
  • “Why don’t you have a real job”
  • Cannot handle responsibility
  • Is responsible for things anyway
  • “Howl we have no money” “I’m going to buy a skull”
  • Embodiment of Do It For The Aesthetic ™
  • also “treat yo self” 
  • Just Can’t anymore and has a meltdown over his hair (aka everything else in his life)
  • “Oh no I care for all these people why”
  • Overcharges rich people and undercharges poor people bc the system sucks
  • Last night on earth? Time to get wasted.
  • “I don’t care” he says caringly, while caring deeply.

Michael

  • Anxious bab
  • What is happening why this plz help
  • Stresses out over his homework only to find out the papers had gotten mixed up and he was doing the wrong thing
  • “I guess this now” :/
  • Better at adulting than the actual adults
  • Loves his gf so much and is so openly happy about it
  • A bit useless in a crisis
  • Tries so hard, gets so far
  • Found family is the best family

Calcifer

  • “I’m being exploited!”
  • Complains about everything
  • Bored. Just. So bored. Give him attention.
  • Used to be literal star but things went wrong and now he’s living in a fireplace
  • Eats everything and anything. 
  • “Guys I have arms be impressed by my arms”
  • Creates a castle for the Aesthetic that also looks like it’s about to fall apart and frightens people.
  • Oops he cares about these assholes now time to ride or die for them 

backwardsflow:

smarter-than-the-republicans:

butmymomsaysimcool1:

nu11-pointer:

smarter-than-the-republicans:

theconcealedweapon:

We should have universal healthcare and universal basic income. We can fund it by taxing rich people.

But taxation is theft, you say? Fine. Make it voluntary. Businesses can opt out of paying taxes. If they don’t want government involved in their business, then government won’t be involved.

But that means no government involvement at all, even when it benefits them. That means no patents, trademarks, or copyrights, since those wouldn’t exist without government. They want a free market? Then they can compete with someone else stealing their customers by selling their products at a lower price.

If a company loses money, they’ll foot the bill for once and not us. No government bailouts when they intentionally make dumbass business decisions.

They want government subsidies for not paying their workers enough? Too fucking bad, Wal-Mart, you’re not getting special treatment for being shitty employers anymore.

Oil/gas/coal companies want to keep people from using their own solar panels and wind generators? Go to hell, you don’t get to write the laws anymore.

Also no taxes, no special labels. So if you want to label your product “made in America”, but don’t pay your taxes, too bad. Want to use government certifications? You better pay those taxes. FDA approval? Better be paying those taxes. Run out of money? Too bad you didn’t pay your taxes, cause you can’t file for bankruptcy.

No no no, it’s not just that

You wanna deliver your goods? Tax money paved those roads. You want electricity? Too bad, govt-run power grid.

Holy shit, this is getting better each time.

This is why the whole ‘taxation is theft’ idea doesn’t work. At their core, businesses exist to make money. Money that is created and given value by the government. If your business doesn’t want to pay taxes to ensure the continued operation of the government, then what right does it have to use its currency? Your money has no value outside of the value assigned to it by the government, so you can’t lay claim to any value you supposedly have before paying your dues to the organization that gives your paper slips meaning.

elizabethan-ho:

fandomsandfeminism:

zanabism:

when you support outlawing Indigenous people’s hunting practices you are LITERALLY promoting their starvation. Indigenous communities in the Arctic have to suffer from food deserts and 174963846% increase in food costs that no white vegan will ever have to face. So please. let them eat lmao.

It’s important to care about animals. It’s more important to prioritize human lives.

I know a lot of times on the internet people put random numbers to signify a big number. I feel the need to emphasize that this is not the case with this post, and that is indeed the true percentage.

viperbranium:

emthewhim:

Thor’s intelligence is often overlooked.

Okay but for real though.

Like, I could come up with a bunch of examples of Thor being hella smart, but let’s go with the most obvious one in this movie.

Thor specifically told the Guardians NOT to go to Knowhere. He told them they wouldn’t be able to stop Thanos from getting the Reality Stone anyway, and knew 100% that he needed to be more powerful to face him.

Not only was he right in the sense that, with Stormbreaker, he came super close to defeating Thanos with all 6 Stones, but also, if the Guardians had all gone with him to Nidavellir instead, Thanos wouldn’t have captured Gamora, he wouldn’t have found the Soul Stone, and he would’ve had to face the Avengers AND the Guardians on earth with one less Stone.

Moral of the story: Thor is INCREDIBLY smart and 100% knows what he’s doing, and people need to start paying attention to him more.

ladywithalamp:

Good Omens Ramblings

“Crowley had dark hair and good cheekbones and he was wearing snakeskin shoes, or at least presumably he was wearing shoes, and he could do really weird things with his tongue.” (pg. 16)

I rest my case.

EDIT:

“But Crowley liked sleep, it was one of the pleasures of the world. Especially after a heavy meal. He’d slept right through most of the nineteenth century, for example. Not because he needed to, simply because he enjoyed it.” (pg. 37)