john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
literally fuck you to hell tumblr
This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while
hello tumblr can someone please explain what the flat hand under the chin thing is I don’t get it
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”
– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise
this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis
For F/K, I’d go with Mountie on the Bounty, Call of the Wild, Asylum, Eclipse, Odds (if you like jealous!Ray)
For genderqueer/non-conforming!Fraser, Some Like it Red
Not a big F/V person myself, but I’d bet North would go on the list for that, and possibly Red White or Blue
For misc. dudes hitting on/making eyes at Fraser, Chicago Holiday
@wagnetic oh man I’m watching call of the wild and boy howdy I’d somehow forgotten how very gay it is.
Fraser: running up the stairs
Ray: you’re breathing kinda hard 😉
GOOD LORD
@wagnetic I’D FORGOTTEN HOW PETTY AND JEALOUS RAYK IS OMG BLESS HIS HEART
(Ok different ep, but it’s the reaction image I had)
Please watch The Blue Line, it’s amazing and makes me have all the feels. Seeing Is Believing is also good; it deals pretty heavily with various characters’ perspective on love/romance (fair warning, it is also one of those episodes where they let Paul Gross be his wonderful absurd self). I’m also here for Mountie & Soul and Doctor Longball is worth watching for the way no one can stop looking at Ray in that baseball uniform.
I am here for Pual Gross Paul Grossing!
Lol well I also am pretty biased toward Seeing Is Believing because of the CHAIR THING
For F/K, I’d go with Mountie on the Bounty, Call of the Wild, Asylum, Eclipse, Odds (if you like jealous!Ray)
For genderqueer/non-conforming!Fraser, Some Like it Red
Not a big F/V person myself, but I’d bet North would go on the list for that, and possibly Red White or Blue
For misc. dudes hitting on/making eyes at Fraser, Chicago Holiday
@wagnetic oh man I’m watching call of the wild and boy howdy I’d somehow forgotten how very gay it is.
Fraser: running up the stairs
Ray: you’re breathing kinda hard 😉
GOOD LORD
@wagnetic I’D FORGOTTEN HOW PETTY AND JEALOUS RAYK IS OMG BLESS HIS HEART
(Ok different ep, but it’s the reaction image I had)
Please watch The Blue Line, it’s amazing and makes me have all the feels. Seeing Is Believing is also good; it deals pretty heavily with various characters’ perspective on love/romance (fair warning, it is also one of those episodes where they let Paul Gross be his wonderful absurd self). I’m also here for Mountie & Soul and Doctor Longball is worth watching for the way no one can stop looking at Ray in that baseball uniform.
I appreciate that lots of folks really really love Labyrinth, but I…don’t.
I think Labyrinth is one of those thing, like the Dark Crystal, that you have to see while you’re still young enough for the magic of the muppets to be real. I know a lot of people who feel the same way even though they usually like mazes and monsters in movies. I think it might be hard for adults to suspend disbelief if they’re watching it for the first time, even though the story is fascinating and bears a lot of scrutiny.
If you did watch is as a child though. For the rest of your life, it’s just magic.
plus, when you’re younger, you focus on David Bowie’s eyes and hair and CGI legerdemain with the magic ball. When you’re older, you keep looking at that package and wondering how the hell that ended up in a Henson film.
Frankly, for me it has less to do with suspension of disbelief than the story itself. Labyrinth reminds me a lot of other examples of a type of coming-of-age type story that I’ve come to understand I don’t especially care for: The Breakfast Club, Wizard Of Oz, Alice In Wonderland, Atlantis. (It also seems similar to Pacific Rim & similar recent movies in its ultimately simple story structure, rejection of a traditional/expected romance ending, & general over-the-topness.) While I don’t have anything against these stories in particular, I also find their protagonists & narratives boring at best and alienating at worst. There isn’t much there for me to buy into, & that has to do with the kind of story & character I find engaging & sympathetic.
I have nothing against anyone else loving Labyrinth, but I am not magically going to start loving it just because the majority of the internet does.
-our sacred texts include more than just the 5 books of the “old testament”
-we don’t call it the old testament and please don’t call it that unless you’re referring to the christian use of it, when talking about the jewish torah use the term “hebrew scriptures”
-torah = the 5 first books (genesis exodus leviticus deuteronomy numbers) + the prophets and the writings (song of songs, psalms, etc)
-there is also Talmud (mishnah and gemara) which is where conversations by rabbis about how Jewish law should work were recorded (mishna) and further commented / debated on (gemara), and the law codes that later simplified and revised the talmud for better practical use (the shulchan aruch and mishne torah), sages’ commentaries on these law texts, and centuries of responsa to them. these texts are where you will find a lot of the rituals, observances, and rules that Jews follow (so for example the kosher laws, when we say what blessings, how we celebrate holidays, etc). so no, we do not participate in “old” testament ritual sacrifice and looking directly in there for how Jews live is a rather fruitless attempt.
-sometimes the word “torah” can refer to talmud as well, it can refer to any study of holy texts.
-responses and interpretations of Jewish law and scriptures goes on to this day
-Midrash is another type of important jewish texts which are basically poetic or interperative writings about the things in the torah/talmud/etc, comparable to parables, written by various jewish scholars to think through Jewish thought, history, religion, etc. not seen as binding legal texts but rather ways of thinking through torah/judaism. there are ancient published midrashim as well as modern ones.
-Basically understand that Jewish textual tradition goes far beyond what you know of the Hebrew scriptures and “Jewish practice is just Christianity without the New Testament” is terribly inaccurate.
-The idea that “Jews just do ancient barbaric Old Testament rituals” is ages old antisemitic slander.
non Jewish people are ok to reblog this because it is so often misunderstood
@wagnetic I’d forgotten how flirtatious RayK is 😂😂😂
I know, right? 🙂 Which ep is this in reference to?
Asylum, viz. the series of facial expressions Ray makes when the guy is checking him for weapons. My dude. He is not caressing your inner thigh recreationally.
You know, I had a feeling it might be!
Not to cast any aspersions on the professionalism of any due South characters, but…are you absolutely positive there was no recreational carressing?
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