marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???
“this is a dog”
[a bunch of hands fly up]
“you cannot ride it, it is too small”
[all hands go down]
I will never stop reblogging this every single time it reappears on my dash
*In the middle of the big alien battle*
Erik Killmonger: [ Naruto running on the battlefield absolutely thriving]
Peter Parker, fellow anime enthusiast: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god this is the best thing ever [proceeds to join him]
Drax, thinking it’s some sort of attack formation: [also joins]
How Infinity War should’ve gone
Me as a door to door salesperson: Hello, are you familiar with our lord & savior Bryan Adams?
girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread.
#this is 90% of the women I know
Proven by the viral string of reblogs linking us to one another.
is anyone up for a Due South watch + chat wednesday or thursday night this week? It’s been so long since we’ve done that!
Ooh I so want to do this, but this week isn’t great for me. I’ll totally drop in if I can, though!
I need to bake a cake tomorrow, so I may not be the most active participant at points, but I’d be psyched to do this! Thursdays are my designated “go be RL non-work-related social for at least one whole hour” day, so I might have to skip out partway through, but please count me in for either day for as long as I can manage!
my counselor: how are you doing?
me: good, how are you?
my counselor: good, what brings you in today?
me: im doin real bad karen
STYLE GOALS
They’re all fae who have been told to try and blend in, they have taken it too literally
“BEHOLD
AN ORDINARY HUMAN”
You ever get in a Mood where you just wanna poof off to another country, erase your history, re-write your identity, and become a mysterious figure who’s never been photographed but occasionally appears in paintings done by unknown artists
I have always wanted to know what it was like to be Keanu Reeves.
Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.
He would also have been fooled by Loki’s snake trick.
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