theshitpostcalligrapher:

decalin:

copperbadge:

star-divination:

haiku-robot:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

slapandticklelol:

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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We have come full circle.

I want to typeset this and print it out as a book of poetry. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

i have a contribution

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note how this is not a technically correct limerick OR haiku

Masterlist: iconic rock songs (by men) covered by cool(er) women

meganbagels:

livia-carica:

poetry-protest-pornography:

vmohlere:

invisiblespork:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

pvnklemonade:

star-bellied-girl:

thegits:

georg1a-o-queef:

Nouvelle Vague – Blister In The Sun (The Violent Femmes) (All their songs are 80s covers but this is my favorite. But look up the rest. Seriously.) 

The Donnas – Dancing With Myself (Billy Idol) 

Cat Power – Paths Of Victory (Bob Dylan) 

Stevie Nicks – Free Fallin (Tom Petty)

 Patti Smith – My Generation (The Who) 

Sleater Kinney – Fortunate Son (Creedence Clearwater) 

Siouxie and the Banshees – Dear Prudence (The Beatles)

The Breeders – Happiness is A Warm Gun (The Beatles)

Fiona Apple – Across The Universe (The Beatles)

Mika Miko – Attitude (The Missfits) 

The Butchies – Your Love (The Outfield) 

Rasputina – Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd) 

Tribe 8 – Rise Above (Black Flag) (Not totally sure how the lead singer of Tribe 8 identifies now, lmk if u think i should remove this.) 

Corinne Bailey Rae – Since I’ve Been Loving You (Led Zeppelin) 

Karen O – Immigrant Song (Led Zeppelin) 

Shonen Knife – I Wanna Be Sedated (The Ramones) 

Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Sheena Is A Punk Rocker (The Ramones) 

L7 – Suzy Is A Headbanger (The Ramones) 

Babes In Toyland – All By Myself (Eric Carmen) 

Dresden Dolls – War Pigs (Black Sabbath) 

The Raincoats – Lola (The Kinks)

Holly Golightly – Tell Me Now So I Know (The Kinks) 

Tori Amos – Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana) 

Cibo Matto – About A Girl (Nirvana) 

Janelle Monae – Heroes (David Bowie)

Warpaint – Ashes to Ashes (David Bowie) 

The Lunachicks – The Passenger (Iggy Pop) 

Tegan and Sara – Fool To Cry (The Rolling Stones) 

Bjork & PJ Harvey – Satisfaction (The Rolling Stones) 

St. Vincent – Emotional Rescue (The Rolling Stones) 

Frente! – Bizarre Love Triangle (New Order) 

The Raveonettes – I Wanna be Adored (The Stone Roses) 

Kristin Hersch – Wave Of Mutilation (The Pixies) 

The Runaways – Wild Thing (The Troggs)

Joan Jett – Roadrunner  (Jonathan Richman) (she obviously has billions of covers & hers are all more iconic than the originals but i had to include one) 

Dessa – I’m Going Down (Bruce Springsteen)

Downtown Boys – Dancing In The Dark (Bruce Springsteen)

I thought this pot was going to be insufficient but omfg i was so wrong. this is EXCELLENT. 

great list! i have a couple to add:

Brody Dalle – Hybrid Moments (Misfits)

Sonic Youth – Personality Crisis (New York Dolls)

Sleater-Kinney – More than a Feeling (Boston)

@hexthesystem

@invisiblespork

Melissa Etheridge – Maggie May (Rod Stewart)

Julia Zahra

– Summer of ‘69 (Bryan Adams)

Julia Zahra again – She’s A Lady (Tom Jones) technically not rock, but goddamn

To this EXCELLENT list, I will add the Indigo Girls’s Romeo & Juliette (Dire Straits)

I’m on mobile, so I can’t link, but the Indigo Girls cover of Get Together is incredible and I could listen to it on repeat for hours

Husband and I involved in Youtube “battle” of your song made me think of this song and this has invigorated my suggestions.

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