when-in-doubt-sing:

livenudebigfoot:

chaos-ensuing:

minervafloofderg:

minervafloofderg:

One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.

The basic business model of a social network is to harvest commercially valuable personal data and sell it, most famously via targeted ads. Anyone visiting my blog can clearly see that I am a queer furry who’s into video games and art. And yet I am only served ads for funeral homes, Bible story DVDs, and the current president’s reelection campaign (in 2018 for some reason)

Needless to say my click through rate has not been very good

Me: Runs a blog dedicated to dungeons and dragons and anime
Tumblr: You know what, you strike me as a sporty type

I’m a social media manager for my day job and Tumblr is literally the only social media platform I can relax on anymore because it’s so incompetent when it comes to exploiting my personal data.

The tumblr personal data algorithm, trying to make sense of the hot mess that is my blog:

aseriouscomedian:

billiam-spockspeare:

gaymerlvl-pharmercy:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

‘Frankenstein was the doctor’ first of all that little bitch was a college dropout so don’t you ‘doctor’ me

Frankenstein was the graverobber

Deadbeat dad punk ass bitch

The monster wrote that reply.

no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster:

lizalot:

broke: The Great British Bake Off

has no conflict

woke: while

The Great British Bake Off

is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

phle-botomy:

topics apparent in traditional christmas carols that have Strangely Disappeared from modern canon:

  • the devil
  • the lord of this manor better give us booze or we’ll burn his house Down
  • alternatively, give us some cash
  • this plant is Red like the blood of Childbirth
  • i was wooed in the sheep field
  • what up, it’s the Devil again
  • goods or tuppence may be exchanged for a viewing of this wren we’ve killed
  • SWORD DANCE TUNES
  • we sing in thanks of the maidservant who let the mob into the laird’s home
  • dancing is a sin but do you think i’m gonna stop
  • unlikely
  • the apple crop better be good or next year it’ll grow fertilized with your blood
  • the winter is cruel but the laird is crueler
  • the church is also cruel
  • it’s lucky to give us money. in this case, the luck is not getting stabbed
  • really there are so many bangers

wagnetic:

missionlameturtle:

tramampoline:

arsenicandoldspice:

refinery29:

Need a cheat sheet for wizard finance? We got you

Based on the calculations of an inspired fan, we put together a list of how many galleons you can expect to shell out to peep the next Chudley Cannons game.

I’ve been rereading the series and like … this makes sense for the most part except that Percy Weasley bets Penelope Clearwater 10 Galleons on the Gryffindor/Ravenclaw Quidditch match and like … what 17 year old would bet $250 on a school sporting event ???

one who thought he would win i guess

and also it costs almost $20 to ride the bus???????

Also also are these prices adjusted for inflation?

(Also also also does the knight bus have youth/elderly/disabled/student discounts?)

callouette:

missionlameturtle:

tramampoline:

arsenicandoldspice:

refinery29:

Need a cheat sheet for wizard finance? We got you

Based on the calculations of an inspired fan, we put together a list of how many galleons you can expect to shell out to peep the next Chudley Cannons game.

I’ve been rereading the series and like … this makes sense for the most part except that Percy Weasley bets Penelope Clearwater 10 Galleons on the Gryffindor/Ravenclaw Quidditch match and like … what 17 year old would bet $250 on a school sporting event ???

one who thought he would win i guess

and also it costs almost $20 to ride the bus???????

Right??? Although I think it’s a fancy bus that goes all over maybe, instead of your regular old city bus that costs a couple dollars? I don’t know a thing about British infrastructure tho, I suppose.

right but like isn’t the Knight Bus literally wizarding England’s only non-train form of mass public transit? (There’s the floo system but since each individual has to travel on their own & depending on the size of the fireplaces in question may not be able to bring larger items with them it’s not quite the same thing?) And I don’t know *exactly* how it works (in the books, I mean, not the movies) but iirc the bus charges a flat rate to take you anywhere in England, so presumably they’re not spending a significantly different amount of money on fuel going from one part of London to another vs going from southern England to the Scottish border, so like ?????????????? obviously they have the market cornered to some extent, but in an economy that also has a functioning train system, floo, portkey, and apparition as a options, how on EARTH are they able to get away with charging so much?

tramampoline:

arsenicandoldspice:

refinery29:

Need a cheat sheet for wizard finance? We got you

Based on the calculations of an inspired fan, we put together a list of how many galleons you can expect to shell out to peep the next Chudley Cannons game.

I’ve been rereading the series and like … this makes sense for the most part except that Percy Weasley bets Penelope Clearwater 10 Galleons on the Gryffindor/Ravenclaw Quidditch match and like … what 17 year old would bet $250 on a school sporting event ???

one who thought he would win i guess

and also it costs almost $20 to ride the bus???????