unpretty:

unpretty:

you know what i don’t see enough of? circus kid dick grayson critiquing the joker because he’s a bad clown. not like, bad, and also a clown. but bad at being a clown. i want to see dick grayson taking the existence of this horrible clown very personally as a matter of professional pride. he has known clowns, and you, sir, are no clown. the joker is an insult to the legacy of emmett kelly and this shall not stand.

@poodlemonkeyishere replied:

Does the Joker have an egg in the official clown headquarters?

…

the clown egg registry

i forgot about the clown egg registry

do you think they refuse because he’s not a real clown

like someone inquires about the joker and so they put out a press release to state that not only is he not registered with clowns international, they will not be accepting applications from the fucking joker, because he’s not even a clown and he doesn’t even wear makeup, you don’t get to register your regular-ass non-clown face

batman has to theoretically protect the fucking clown egg registry from the joker throwing a tantrum, but quite frankly he doesn’t have to do much because it’s the joker versus an army of real actual clowns defending the history of their noble profession

Floral Symbolism for our Modern Age

geostatonary:

A series of flower combinations and their meanings, of varying degrees of usefulness and accuracy.

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Aconite+ Sweet William: MISANDRY

Violets: I AM IN LESBIANS WITH YOU

Monarda+ Hydrangea or Carnation (yellow): I FIND YOU DISTASTEFUL / FUCK OFF

Columbine (red)+ Blackthorn+ Chamomile: BEING AN ADULT IS HARD

Amaranth+ Angrec : I AM AN IMMORTAL GOD-KING/QUEEN/ MAY I RULE ETERNAL

Rose (black)+ Chestnut: AVENGE MY DEATH

Snapdragon+ Thorn Apple: CLOAKED IN ILLUSION/THE OUTWARD SKIN IS FALSE

Gladiolus+ Oak (leaves)+ Amaranth: I STAND INDOMITABLE

Lobelia+ Judas Tree or Monkshood: I AM LIKELY TO BETRAY YOU/YOU HAVE POOR TASTE IN CONFIDANTS

Fern+ Chrysanthemum+ Camellia: CUTE WITCH

Hemlock+ Geranium: BAD INFLUENCE/WHY DID WE DO THAT THAT WAS STUPID AND DANGEROUS AND WILL KILL US SOME DAY

Bayberry+ Pitch Pine+ Apocynum: INSTRUCTOR OF DECEPTION

Hollyhock+ Achillea+ Gentian (fringed): USURP THE THRONE OF HEAVEN

flannelgiraffe:

missionlameturtle:

flannelgiraffe:

missionlameturtle:

everybody-loves-to-eat:

FOOD by Brother O’Mara on Flickr.

I’m sorry but is that marshmallows on top of a tomato

it must be a side dish for the pistachio jello salad

Pistachio salad is an EASTER food, though! 

Pistachio salad is too unholy of a concept for Easter

look, I don’t especially like pistachio salad (or most kinds of jello salad, for that matter), but you have to admit that the pale green color is very pretty and spring-y. 

Source: everybody-loves-to-eat

sewingfrommagic:

missionlameturtle:

when-did-this-become-difficult:

the text of the bill here

al jazeera article explaining what happened here (article published 11/14/18)

KEY QUOTE FROM THE ARTICLE:

If Congress does not pass legislation protecting the tribe and the legal challenge fails, the Mashpee would be stripped of their right to exercise sovereign jurisdiction over their land.

Jessie Little Doe Baird, the tribe’s vice-chairwoman, told Al Jazeera that loss of jurisdiction would prevent the tribe from running indigenous language schools, tribal courts, and housing projects, as well as its own police.

“We have our own police force, which is important because they’re tribal citizens and since we’ve had our own police force, none of our men have been beaten or shot, which we’ve had before with non-tribal police,” she said.

it’s not Thanksgiving but it’d be cool if tumblr could step up to its Thanksgiving day rhetoric by reaching out to your legislators today, tomorrow, until this bill gets the support it needs.

Here’s a page that has information about some of the relevant legislators:

https://mashpeewampanoagtribe-nsn.gov/standwithmashpee/

#StandwithMashpee — Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe

Source: doesthendnlive