haledamage:

waspabi:

lornacrowley:

blossomfae:

missvoltairine:

bradkey:

osmanthusoolong:

arminarlerted:

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing

moonshadow-memes:

xingshining:

superheroladies:

I’m gonna be real here for a sec, and I’m sorry for being the one to say it. Every single one of you who is advocating for shows that tried to be inclusive and had hiccups to be voted down and be punished by attempting to lower the ratings and sending messages to the higher ups are playing themselves. You all turned on SU, Korra, Voltron, and will turn on the Dragon Prince and She-Ra as well when those also turn out to be flawed shows and not peak respectability politics as well. There is no such thing as a perfect show, let alone the prefect rep. 

Do you really believe execs care about what you’re saying? All that they will see is that people hate shows with reps, and that shows with reps get the most hate and more so than shows that don’t even try, so the message to them is that we shouldn’t try since people will eventually turn on them. All you’re doing is making creators see what these shows go through and go you know what, it’s not worth it. Because the level of outright malice is vicious and horrifying. 

Execs don’t care what you’re saying all they see is that you hated the rep so to them it’s better to not have rep. If you think big corporations care about your plight then you are heavily misguided. Creators have to fight and fight to get scraps and there are many internal politics on what goes down and how. They aren’t kidding when they say they fight for it. Shows that try will always be held on a higher standard and when that isn’t met it’s punished for trying and those above the shows will go welp, better never include those nasty queers if they’re gonna hate it. Thats’ the bitter reality of it and it will never change so choose your words and actions carefully. 

in two years people will turn on dragon prince and she-ra it’s a given wank they will never ever care about you only creators will and future creators will see what their peers go through and back down on what they want as well because dreading backlash is now more on the rise than ever heck i’m just a fan and even i fear backlash imagine being a creator that everyone feels entitled to look i’m really sorry to put it out like this but it’s the bitter truth all of these shows are deeply flawed but they are trying

netflix is literally losing money over regions that prohibit queer representation, you KNOW they will JUMP on the chance to cancel shows with rep to replace them with more hetero (mainstream) shows they can show in all regions! so please don’t be the reason they cancel these shows, and please remember that in the end, it is a cartoon aimed at children, there are a lot of restrictions on them already.

missionlameturtle:

dreamsofthepastpodcast:

Our first episode, The Early 2000s & You; or, Supernatural in Context, will be released this coming Tuesday, November 20! This episode will be a survey of various contexts of the early episodes of Supernatural, ranging from genre to themes to cultural/political events. Give us a listen!

Look for a link to the episode here or on our twitter, dreamspastpod, on Tuesday! Or you can find it directly through iTunes, Spotify, or our SoundCloud.

HEY FRIENDS, so this is the podcast my friend @zombiecheerios​ and I have been working on! I know not all of you are into Supernatural, but if you are and you want to hear us talk about it, our first episode will be up soon! o/

listen, I’m a sucker for a lot of silly fanfic things, but here are some things I am ESPECIALLY a sucker for:

  • hot dang do I love me a good crossover
  • I got sent into the past and met my dead parent/mentor/pet mongoose when they were my age and now I have to deal with EMOTIONS while trying not to let on to them what’s going on and why I’m being so extra, oh no
    • Harry Potter fandom circa 2005 was very good at this trope, I’m just sayin
  • FOUND FAMILY FEELS FIC
  • I am Weak for well-executed gen fic in general, fandom needs and deserves more of it
  • somebody has a Secret and that Secret has an Impact on their life. People wonder why that person is Like That
    • see: Narnia fic
  • somebody has a Secret and then that Secret gets Found Out, aka reveal fic
  • coffeeshop/baking AUs are my bread and butter
  • forced to deal with something together/forced into an alliance
    • subcategory: marriage of convenience
    • bonus points for enemies to friends or enemies to friends to lovers
    • bonus bonus points for agonizing pining
    • automatic drop in letter grade for dumb idiots not using their words/drama caused by them making ridiculous assumptions and then NOT USING THEIR WORDS
  • Everyone Knows We’re Dating Except Us
  • Everyone Knows We’re Dating Except One Of Us, Who Has Been Pining For Several Centuries And Can’t Understand Why The Other One Keeps Cuddling And Making Dinner
  • Everyone Thinks We Should Be Dating Except It Turns Out We’ve Been Married All Along
  • We Didn’t Know We Were Dating Until Somebody Threatened One Of Us And The Other Destroyed A Couple Continents In Retaliation
  • everyone thinks person A should date person B except it turns out they’re already dating person C who is jealous and/or insecure
    • bonus points for lots of reassurance and reaffirmation of their relationship
    • bonus bonus points if it turns out person B was totally oblivious to the whole thing and/or already knew they’re dating
  • meet the family
  • any sort of period piece
    • but I’m particularly weak for an Austen-esque regency romp, not gonna lie
  • outside POV

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theslendeyman:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ginger-the-espeon:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

coyotetrickster:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

averruncushd:

theinfiknight:

averruncushd:

It sure says something when a rock’s love life is more active than yours

Tectonic plates be bangin

This is the best reply ever thank you

i threw my phone

So… 

earthquakes are actually earth orgasms? 

i going to throw your phone

How do I delete other people’s posts?

believe me i tried

I cant believe you all missed the opportunity to say Earthgasms

hold on i’ll try again

TUMBLR JUST KILLED LINKS

ajoblotofjunk:

djzdepressed:

ironwoman359:

silence-burns:

Yes, you read it right.

As of today, November 17, 2018, any post with links, any links, even to other tumblr posts, just don’t show up anymore in tumblr’s search engine.

I just found out about it, after I posted a fic with a link to my masterlist and it got little to no notes (it shuldn’t). I was right – the moment I deleted the links, my post magically appeared in the search again. Wow.

Please spread the word to warn the others.

This affects artists who want to cross promote their work, writers who want to link to previous chapters or to a masterlist, and editors who want to link to their YouTube channels, among just a few. This new policy will kill content creators’ ability to spread their work, and for what? A poor attempt to use the algorithm to crack down on porn bots and scammers? Sad.

In the meantime, here’s what I suggest: post your work with no added links, and tell people to check the notes for your masterlist, story navigation, links to ko-fi, patreon, and other social media sites. Make sure you have all those things ready, then paste it into a reblog and have people access them that way. It’s stupid, but it’s a work around we’ll have to use until tumblr gets their act together.

holy goodness!

Replies suggest maybe copying & pasting the links work but hyperlinks don’t. I haven’t tested any of this but just in case, worth knowing.

dreamsofthepastpodcast:

Our first episode, The Early 2000s & You; or, Supernatural in Context, will be released this coming Tuesday, November 20! This episode will be a survey of various contexts of the early episodes of Supernatural, ranging from genre to themes to cultural/political events. Give us a listen!

Look for a link to the episode here or on our twitter, dreamspastpod, on Tuesday! Or you can find it directly through iTunes, Spotify, or our SoundCloud.