theidesofmaarch:

theidesofmaarch:

theidesofmaarch:

i just want to thank mr forster for making maurice a dumb jock and just absolutely owning it and rolling with it. like every other writer would make clive the nerdy repressed pretty boy to be the protagonist of their Groundbreaking Gay Novel but not my man e.m.! we’re sttraight up in the dumbass zone here and im loving it

readers: but why oh WHY is maurice being an oblivious jerk?!
e.m. forster, an absolute legend: thats because he’s dumb as fuck 🙂

clive, leaning on some mantelpiece: only once you read Phaedrus you will understand the depth of my… inclinations… the plague of my soul…
maurice who just came back from rugby practise, shaking mud off his hair: ive never heard of any fade-russ but i sure do love dick

missionlameturtle:

missionlameturtle:

pintpotjudas:

wagnetic:

missionlameturtle:

due South AU in which everything is exactly the same except RayK wears flower crowns (that magically never wilt or fade) and refuses to explain why and is aggressively defensive about it

I totally want this.

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YES

THAT IS EXACTLY THE EXPRESSION THAT WOULD BE ON HIS FACE WHEN SOMEONE QUESTIONED THE FLOWER CROWN

THAT RIGHT THERE

#I LOVE EVERYONE IN THE DUE SOUTH VIRTUAL BAR#I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW#what were you doing in that alley wiseguy#don’t look at the flower crown look at me#eyes front and center buddy or i’ll kick you in the head#fraser can you believe this guy?#certainly ray#even i’ve never seen a cosmos atrosanguineus in person before#yeah well#i got em when i got this poncho (via seussian)

PERFECT

honeysucklepink:

tchrgleek:

pizzopaps:

flaminggoosememe:

hyrude:

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

amimijones:

tolkienhoe:

femmefaramir:

penny-anna:

kayla-bird:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

But like. What about Bilbo

dignitywhatdignity:

van-dyne:

van-dyne:

I love how our media reacts to Pepper and Tony’s engagement, like they’re actual real life celebrity couple, 

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imagine actually living in the mcu lmao it’s gonna be like the royal wedding, the engagement of the century and it’s probably gonna be all you’ll hear about for the next few weeks 

And to continue to explore our real world relation to the MCU…

Tony Stark is lost in space and NASA tweeted about it

And all these news coverage phrasing like it’s actually happening (it’s very real our boy needs all the help!!)

LegendaryTM

@mediavengers