The Four Seasons
-freezing to death
-pollen and humidity
-“were those gunshots or fireworks?”
-pumpkinsVery east-coast centric. The four northwest seasons:
-how about this rain
-spring
-construction
-oh shit I forgot how to drive in the rainI assumed they were midwest, not east coast.
The Texas Seasons:
– Put a thin jacket on.
– Take a thin jacket off. Also, Crawfish!
– HOW CAN IT BE THIS HOT AND THIS HUMID AT THE SAME TIME. GOD HAS FORESAKEN US AND CAST US INTO THE DEVIL’S ASSHOLE.
– Pecan Pie