siawrites:

computationalcalculator:

loloftheday:

My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves

look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand

As a former RA…. THIS.

Some offices don’t allow you to make popcorn, either, because someone invariably WALKS AWAY while it’s popping and then don’t understand how they now have a smelly bag of sad ashes instead of buttery, popcorny goodness.

And the stench doesn’t leave the break room for a week.

Just FYI:  even the instructions tell you to pay attention and when the pops slow down to 2 or 3 seconds between them, YOU TAKE THE BAG OUT, no matter how long the bag said to put it in there for.

forestpenguin:

I’m not Resistance.
I’m not a hero. I’m a Stormtrooper. Like all of them, I was taken from a family
I’ll never know. And raised do one thing… But my first battle, I made a
choice.
I wasn’t gonna kill for them. So I ran. Right into you. And you
looked at me like no one ever had. I was ashamed of what I was. But I’m done with
the First Order. I’m never going back.

I was raised to fight. For the first time I have something to fight for.

post–grad:

post–grad:

concept: instead of 4 more Fantastic Beasts movies, Comedy Central takes over and produces 50 episodes of Drunk History: Wizarding World Edition

historian, holding his 5th glass of firewhiskey: I’m here to talk to you about…. about Claudius Cleansweep, the goddamn founder of modern Quidditch.

[cut to Gilderoy Lockhart in period attire]

liamdryden:

someauthorgirl:

xparrot:

The interval between the start and the end of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” is 3 minutes and 30 seconds, and the International Space Station is moving is 7.66 km/s.

This means that if an astronaut on the ISS listens to “I’m Gonna Be”, in the time between the first beat of the song and the final lines …

… they will have traveled just about exactly 1,000 miles.

To be alive, now, in this age.

DAH-DADAH-DAH

churchofpoetry:

thenorthseasings:

niuniente:

aestheticrequiem:

lilibat:

dbvictoria:

25% of the people have a 4th cone and see colors as they are

Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.

The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?

You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.

You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.

You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.

You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and
probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway
🙂

It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th
cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter
the background light 😉

(x)

I got 38, and I am definitly irratated by yellow. I guess I am a mutant.

Yea I got 42…….

I finally know why I can’t stand yellow! Thank you!

35

Yellow was my mother’s favorite color, but I’ve never liked it.  I think I saw around 35.

unseenphil:

prokopetz:

Proposal: instead of creating fantasy names by inventively misspelling real names, create fantasy names by cutting real names in half and stapling them back together with mismatched counterparts. e.g.:

Alexamin
Danthew
Jamriel
Tyseph
Wilmeron

See,I just want to combine this with going  full Puritan bible verse names (With fantasy Bible verses.) So sure, there’s Wilmeron  Aoyle and his best mate The sword of light is found in the heart of every paladin Tysephson.