
My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves
look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand
As a former RA…. THIS.
Some offices don’t allow you to make popcorn, either, because someone invariably WALKS AWAY while it’s popping and then don’t understand how they now have a smelly bag of sad ashes instead of buttery, popcorny goodness.
And the stench doesn’t leave the break room for a week.
Just FYI: even the instructions tell you to pay attention and when the pops slow down to 2 or 3 seconds between them, YOU TAKE THE BAG OUT, no matter how long the bag said to put it in there for.

















