jeysiec:

notaspookyhomosexualjohnegbert:

ghostabletoastables:

when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old

This is so much better than anything I could’ve envisioned listening to the song.

I am glad this is back on my dash again.

absol-used-thief:

jimcoffin:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

vastderp:

babyanimalgifs:

Puma takes a shower

What have you been rolling in, you dirty thing? *casually flips nature’s furry meat grinder on its side in slippery pit* TSK you even got mud in your toes, what a naughty beast

i am so confused that the puma is tolerating this

has it even heard of pumas?

look at the squinty eyes, it’s enjoying a nice grooming. :3

Can’t get this kind of treatment in the wild, after all. All cats love luxury. 

Look at this pampered death beast 

iwilltrytobereasonable:

animate-mush:

motherboxing:

apeculiarangel:

pinkdementors:

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

i feel like this applies to a few things:

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

I cross my 7s and my zs because I wanna be able to tell z and 2 apart when doing physics in 3 dimensions god

Yep, it was studying physics for me too. And needing my students to be able to read my handwriting. I still do the plain way by instinct, but I like the crosses

not physics but also math for me–I remember pretty clearly the moment in high school when, fed up that my calc teacher kept giving me partial credit because he couldn’t tell my ‘2′s and ‘z’s apart, I decided to start doing this.

cedrwydden:

curseworm:

obamasmomjeans:

curseworm:

curseworm:

pomegranates are proof that god exists and is a sadist

would a kind and loving god make the most delicious fruit in the world have the tiniest ratio of flesh vs pith? would evolution produce a fruit whose seeds are meant for dispersal, yet are encased in an impenetrable leathery rind? god is real and god hates us

Maybe we just need to evolve horse-like teeth

i dontt want you to say that

God made pomegranates as puzzle toys for our enrichment.