Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh
know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.
“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”
– Ursula LeGuin, ‘The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas’
Why does everyone say that they played someone ‘like a fiddle’? Fiddles are actually pretty difficult to play? Why not say ‘I played him like a recorder’? ‘Like a xylophone’? ‘Like a triangle’?
I think it’s got to do with detail and subtlety. If you play someone like a fiddle, that’s like, Iago or some shit. If you play someone like a triangle, you just told them there was free food somewhere when there wasn’t.
I’ve once read the following exchange:
“You played me!”
“Like the cheap kazoo you are.”
Which in my books is a pretty epic burn if we’re going to be making musical comparisons.
Writing that one down for future use tbh
september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone
snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!
This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it.
Noted
#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)
(Via YouTube: https://youtu.be/emnFCmZlrdI)
“Then I crashed into you / And I went up in flames.”
One of my premiering vids at VividCon 2018. Download information available on the AO3.
“Irene-“
“Don’t call me that.”
“You were the princess Irene the first time we met.”
“It means ‘peace’,” Attolia said. “What name could be more inappropriate?”
“That I be named Helen?” Eddis suggested.
The hard lines in Attolia’s face eased, and she smiled.Fancast: Razane Jammal as Irene/Attolia
the thief is so chill, nothing happens for the first 150 pages except walking and arguing and telling folk tales while eating cheese, but then you read queen of attolia and the first three chapters are like HELLO CHILDREN TIME TO SUFFER













